#44 or "Let's Spent the Night Together"

Well, I for one am super excited that 2010 is no more.
It wasn't a particularly good year.
Maybe if I'd gotten laid more I'd feel differently. As it is though...

Do hate New Year's Eve and am so glad I sat at home and watched movies instead.
It's paradoxical because I love parties, glitter, and drinking.
But I'm a drunken asshole every other night of the year.
I like to give it a rest for at least one day.

Stupid New Year's Day. It's always so drab. Just an arbitrary calendrical marking.
Yet I love list-making.
Which is all resolutions are.
So I'm making my own New Year, you know, for when I need to start over.
I'm obviously not ready to give up my slovenly ways right now.

However, I do have one immediate goal:
GO GONZO.

And, like, getting laid.

#44 - Wear the clothes you slept in and get ready in the dark.