Feelin' weird lately.
I've spent quality time with a very strange array of people lately, most without the aid of alcohol or drugs.
I think I'm feeling something, too.
Like I'm highly aware of the frailty of life.
It's all very unusual.
Definitely going to drink that off.
Because if there's one thing I've learned from my esteemed client, it's that there's only one thing you can't drink off, and that's alcohol poisoning.
And mayyyybe lack of self respect.
Working 40 hours a week is dumb.
And people are really mean during the holidays to us lowly retail workers.
Ma'am, I'm sorry you haven't learned to check a computer to see if we carry shower curtains. We, indeed, do not. But you might find one lodged up your fat ass.
Way to fuck up #47 - Get ridiculously drunk or loaded before work. Or school. Or church. Act like this is perfect acceptable behavior. Let them all know how privileged they are to have you there at all.
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