This is my life as a fuck-up.
I'm only taking a break from watching baby bat videos to say this.
I obviously don't pay anything on time because that would be like, responsible or something.
Also, I don't clean things, as I prefer a level of messiness and also because I'm inherently fucking lazy.
Oh and I have a complete inability to save money, making my social life ridiculously limited.
Which might be "best" as I wouldn't be inflicting my ridiculous personality on strangers.
Who might just call the cops on me.
I also never get to see my friends in other cities because I NEVER CAN.
I blame this 85% on my family - for bringing out ma craziness. (trust me.)
So this has all led to one conclusion: I have let other people dictate my life much too long. It's BULLSHIT.
I know for a fact that I would not be depressed and apathetic and as lame if I weren't around my family.
Basically, I am entering a fuck-it-all stage.
But I am tanner, blonder, and thinner. Winning!
GOING GONZO
My quote book reads, "Weed has taught me one thing: don't get sad, get even."
#37- Keep NOTHING private.
